Little Britain Keychain

This was £7.99 but its price has been slashed:

All your favourite characters’ most memorable phrases captured in all their glory. If you can’t do the voices just use this to annoy everyone else instead!
Featuring:
Vicky Pollard: ‘No, but yer, but no, but yer, but shutup.’
Daffyd: ‘I am the only gay in the village’
Marjorie Dawes: ‘Welcome to Fat Fighters…you don’t want to be a fat pig forever do you?’
Bubbles: ‘Call me Bubbles darling, everbody does.’
Ann: ‘Eh eh ehhhhhh!’
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